I have no idea what the above creature may be, and thought at first it must be one of the many mythical beasts that have stalked the collective imaginations of countless cultures across the universe. But I am reliably informed by Horace, an oogazoid I am on friendly terms with, that this is in fact a crude likeness of none other than the President of the United States of America.
Now, I have been away from Earth for some time, but it seems incredible to me that oozing lumps such as this are allowed to slither across the world and govern world affairs.
I am not sure what putrid swamp this creature was pulled from, but surely the USA can do better?
Horace has informed me that this creature is by no means unique, and that the Earth is full of leaders of an even more deplorable nature oozing all over their subjects. But this is all too much to take, I need a lie down.
The Oogazoid Library 