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Although it is certainly one of the most reprehensible items I have found during my time in the Oogazoid Library, I would not say it is entirely worthless.
This piece is valuable, I suppose, insofar that it proves that the library really does contain everything that’s ever been created, no matter how ashamed the creator must have been of it, nor how desperately they must have tried to shield it from the world’s damning gaze.
You, too, may rest assured: everything you scribble in your little notebook, everything you so much as daub over the back of a napkin, will one day find a home here in the Oogazoid Library…in one of its endless caverns, on one of its endless shelves, amongst countless other orphaned works, being pored over (and dribbled on) by an oogazoid.
