The Meaning of Life

This one pretty much speaks for itself.

Wherever you are, in whichever universe, I hope you are having a better day than I am in the Oogazoid Library – today is Tuesday, and that means it’s Oogazoid Toe Nail Clipping Day.

Well I say ‘nail’. Does the hardened, grimy crust on the end of an oogazoid’s tentacle count as a nail?