Author: Andy Cain

Today I found three bonus pages for the last comic, covered in oogazoid slime on the library floor. I wish I left them there, it’s where such things belong.

Now YOU can make great ‘ART’ in these FOUR easy steps! 1. Make something sufficiently vague as to be open to a range of interpretations. 2. In its description waffle on a bit in an equally vague and equivocal manner. Keep em’ guessing! Don’t forget to use long and obscure words - the more impediments… Continue reading But What Is It? →

Again, basically what happens in every episode of Poldark. Except he's a shark.

What does this mean? Has long boi discovered the secrets of the cosmos? Or just a nice rock to ooze over? Some of the material in this library is just TOO DEEP for my poor mind to comprehend.

Some of the material I find in the Oogazoid Library seems to have been created by lazier cartoonists...this is one of them.

I believe the scientific term for this creature is ‘a long boi.’

Again, according to the oogazoid Horace (who knows a lot about human TV for an oozing alien), ‘This is basically what happens in every episode of House of Cards.’

Are this wistful old sailor’s dreams of a barnacle lover true, or merely an arcane fantasy projected onto his mundane reality? And how many of us do the same as we wander through our own worlds? Like the barnacle lover, our minds project an imaginative veneer onto our everyday surroundings, and we live large portions… Continue reading The Barnacle Lover →

Is this as sassy as a septuagenarian can get?

As promised, another disturbing (or alluring...?) Robot Butler tale from the library. Take whatever enjoyment you can from this, but please - don't forget to share the story of my incarceration in the library with the outside world. Maybe one day my story will reach the right ears, and I will be saved... Until next… Continue reading Robot Butler #2: Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd →